Monday, March 14, 2011

3 sets of things i can never keep straight

tobey maguire and topher grace

i last made this mistake at a "take me home tonight" trailer.

me: "that's kind of an odd choice for tobey maguire"

i was immediately beaten into accuracy submission by my moviegoing companions, who apparently have a superhuman ability to detect topher grace's pheromones through the silver screen, because how the eff else can you tell?:
THIS IS ALL THE SAME DUDE TO ME.


drive angry, angry birds, and driving miss daisy:
this is not a movie. but it should be. tagline: "Morgan Freeman is one mad chauffeur, and he'll blow up anything to get those pigs."

I can't wait to buy tickets for this. When does it come out?


christine o'donnell and bigfoot:
both mythical beasts that cause a great deal of consternation when sighted, but are generally better off sunk into obscurity.

post about other things i can't keep straight (like my darling ex-boyfriend): coming soon?

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